Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary

Love it.

This is seriously the most entertaining website in the world.  On this website you can look up those words that you've always heard but never quite known the meaning of, look up wacky insults with which to use on your friends, or just hit the random button and be disgusted, delighted, astonished, confused or heck, all of the above with the totally rAnDoM word that loads onto your screen!   For example......

*click*

*load*

Dilated Peoples: 


SHAZZAM! So entertaining, right?  Plus, this website is the best cure for the dangerously naive!  No longer will your friends be gifted with the ability to laugh at your non-understanding of their lexicon!  No longer will you be thoroughly confused in a conversation!  Now, you can fight back!  Now, you can say, actually, I do know that word!  (well, actually if you know the word I don't see why people would be telling you you don't..)  And then you can reply with an awesome reply that will leave their minds totally exploded with awesome.

WARNING:  Sometimes the definitions listed in this online dictionary may be deemed offensive to readers.  I DID NOT WRITE THIS.  Just because I'm telling you to check it out does not mean I appreciate every entry to Urban Dictionary.  Honestly, some of them just annoy me.  So read at your own risk!

super cool official sounding warning...

WARNING: Definitions enumerated under the protectorate and/or domain of the hypertext transfer protocol http://www.urbandictionary.com/ may be deemed derogatory, crude, insulting or otherwise frustrating to individuals of the third party.  As an individual of the second party it is declared that none of the individuals of the second party are the responsible author and/or origin of any of the entries enumerated under the protectorate and/or domain of the hypertext transfer protocol http://www.urbandictionary.com/.  As the second party, declaration of maximum mind-blowing and/or any influence of awesome-ness of the third party is not the responsibility of the second party.  The second party does not claim to represent or value any of definitions thus enumerated.  The second party openly assumes responsibility of claims of frequent exasperation and/or disgust provoked by any or all of the definitions there so enumerated.  It is to be understood that all members of the third party knowingly and willfully read at the reader's risk and/or expense.  


Yeah.



P.S. be proud-  lexicon is a vocab word for me